age 2-3: "i believe in Jesus, i just don't want to go to that boring church."
age 5: (after being told it was time to come in from riding his bike)"not this day, old man."
age 6: "maybe it would have just been better if i was never born."(because he couldn't have ice cream for breakfast.)
age 7: "you don't know my life."
poor tormented thing. oh how i wish we could sneak some prozac in your chocolate milk.