jakob: mom, i had to sit out for one of my recesses.
me: what happened?
jakob: i was talking during rug time. and you're not supposed to talk on the rug.
me: well, now you know you're not supposed to talk.
jakob: i already knew i wasn't supposed to talk.
me: oh... well, now you know what happens when you talk.
jakob: yeah. jail
(zoe was, of course, horrified by this whole situation.)